On the Way to Armageddon, Blondes Have More Fun (1): Kaja Kallas
“If women ruled the world, there would be no wars," they said. We don't know what a woman is, so let us ponder these birthing war-mongering beauties of "the fairer sex" and how they create peace.
Kaja Kallas' Theorem for Modern Nations
A pleasant looking blonde everyone in Brussels loves, Kaja Kallas, the Estonian Prime Minister is a brave warrior, they tell us, an uncompromising fighter for freedom that will bring Vladimir Putin to his knees and painlessly split Russia into many pieces, whilst saving the world.
Russia has "many nations," says Kaja Kallas (Russia officially recognizes over 190 ethnic groups within its borders) and "It's not a bad thing to break it up, if the big power is actually much smaller." She or those admiring her nonsense do not even see how insane such a statement is. Had Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, the 2nd President of Equatorial Guinea with its 1,679,172 people, said, “America is too big, so it is not a bad thing to break it up,” he’d be mocked as an idiot. And yet, Kaja Kallas, from Estonia with its 1,373,101 people, is listened to as someone who knows what they’re talking about. Given that China officially recognizes 56 distinct ethnic groups, and the U.S., while it doesn't officially categorize its population into distinct ethnic nations, has a rough estimate of over 300 distinct ethnic or national origins represented, they all are under Kaja’s watchful eyes.
Kaja Kallas' Theorem for Modern Nations would then be: break them all up into bite-sized countries, until we're all Estonia, a chihuahua-like state with an annoying bark and a toothless bite—perfect for when you're feeling a bit peckish for some geopolitical chaos and world peace à la Kallas. Don’t get me wrong, I am from a small country with a small population and yet see value in those places, but geopolitically? Give me a break, a country with a population equal to or smaller than San Diego or The Bronx has zero clout, and its Prime Minister is a non-entity. That’s why she is elected to be her Master’s voice in EU/Brussels.
From Kaja’s mouth, wisdom given to the world:
Over the course of the last 30-plus years, since the dissolution of the Soviet Union on December 26, 1991, nothing has indicated that Russia wants to invade Europe or attack the US. If you had walked through Moscow or St. Petersburg, as I did before Vladimir Putin came to power and the drunken Boris Yeltsin deeply embarrassed the Russians, and then visited Moscow 20 years later, you would see a staggering change—a city almost more European than many European cities.
The formal dissolution of the Soviet Union was preceded by the Belavezha Accords, signed by Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus on December 8, 1991, which declared the former communist block effectively dissolved and established the Commonwealth of Independent States (CIS) in its place. At the same time Russia dissolved the Union Treaty of 1922. The bottom line: “The Evil Empire,” from a speech delivered by US President Ronald Reagan on March 8, 1983, dissolved peacefully and vanished into the dark pages of world history, after having killed millions and inflicted untold suffering to its own people.
The very reason for Kaja Kallas’ NATO employer—OK, she’s formally in the EU, but they’re as independent from the US as a toddler from their parents—existence was gone. And yet, NATO was given a new lease on life as it metastasized, encroaching on almost all of Europe, and has been waiting to send its missiles to kill. In Ukraine, they’ve found a willing partner; billions of dollars, euros, and yen for (soon) millions of dead is a bargain, they tell us.
Established by the North Atlantic Treaty that was signed on April 4, 1949—several years after World War II ended. The Nuremberg Trials officially ended on October 1, 1946. Germany was defeated, and the Soviet Union was an ally who gave 27,000,000 lives in order to defeat the Nazis. And yet, "Operation Unthinkable," a contingency plan developed by the British Chiefs of Staff at Winston Churchill's behest in 1945, wanted to nuke Moscow.
Forever War
The war never ended for the people ruling the West; they just shifted the enemy. Germany, twice a mortal enemy, is now a subservient “friend.” The Soviet Union, our former ally that gave us meaning, has taken its place. In 1991, NATO had 16 members; by June of 2024, it had 31 members, 22 of which were in the EU. They have been steadily occupying Europe under the guise of defending it and moved its nukes East, closer to Russia, until the current Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, William J. Burns, penned his famous "Nyet Means Nyet" cable in 2008 as the American Ambassador to Russia.
In that, now infamous cable from 2008, sent and classified by then Ambassador William J. Burns, a man so devoted to peace that is currently the President of the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, a foreign policy think tank based in Washington, D.C., the cable’s Reasons 1.4 (b) and (d) the Summary reads (emphasis mine):
“Following a muted first reaction to Ukraine's intent to seek a NATO Membership Action Plan (MAP) at the Bucharest summit (ref A), Foreign Minister Lavrov and other senior officials have reiterated strong opposition, stressing that Russia would view further eastward expansion as a potential military threat. NATO enlargement, particularly to Ukraine, remains "an emotional and neuralgic" issue for Russia, but strategic policy considerations also underlie strong opposition to NATO membership for Ukraine and Georgia. In Ukraine, these include fears that the issue could potentially split the country in two, leading to violence or even, some claim, civil war, which would force Russia to decide whether to intervene.
Additionally, the GOR and experts continue to claim that Ukrainian NATO membership would have a major impact on Russia's defense industry, Russian-Ukrainian family connections, and bilateral relations generally. In Georgia, the GOR fears continued instability and "provocative acts" in the separatist regions.“
What was the point of NATO’s expansion but to provoke Russia? A brutal, unexpected, and unprovoked war by the despot not yet born—Vladimir Putin was born on October 7, 1952—has been in the cards at least since 1945, while the rubble of Dresden was still smoldering, the human flesh from Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings victims was still being peeled off their bodies, and the mothers of Soviet men and women who perished in the war still had tears pouring down their faces.
From a dispassionate critical standpoint, NATO’s actions and policies have often exacerbated tensions and conflicts rather than ensuring peace and stability. Its expansionist strategies, military interventions, and alignment with American geopolitical interests have provoked adversaries and contributed to global instability. “A more balanced approach,” I was told, “would involve re-evaluating NATO’s role and strategies, promoting diplomatic solutions over military ones, and fostering genuine cooperation and understanding between all global powers,” but no one offers any balance.
Black hat vs. white hat always. Putin is the devil even when offering peace, Biden is a saint even when offering war. Come on, we should all stop living in a fantasy world, at least now since the threat of a nuclear war is real, and look into what we’ve been doing for ages. Neither Vietnam nor Iraq were able to nuke us; Russia can. Even if Putin is Hitler and Russia is Mordor, which is a strangely comforting thought as long as we don’t look at ourselves, some sense of self-preservation might be in order, and some serious efforts to achieve peace should be made.
Granted, if no talk with the new Hitler’s Mordor is possible, should we nuke them first? Let us have a conversation about the gravest issue imaginable, not platitudes.
Nyet Now Means: Go!
The NATO defense industry peddler—I struggle to find a more nuanced, balanced way to put it, but it was she who kept insisting on more defense spending and more defense production (see her interview at the bottom)—Kaja Kallas, will succeed the Spanish socialist Josep Borrell in the fall as the leader of the European Union's foreign policy. Everything in this U.S.-led Operation Ukraine is fake, from their president and his "staunch supporters," everything but the bodies of dead people, tragedies of millions, and pain, so she's a welcomed addition to the bloody charade that is taking us all toward nuclear war.
Kaja Kallas does seem like the best candidate for the Trio Fantasticus of the EU policies—one being the European Commission President, another the European Council President, and the third, Kaja's position, the EU foreign policy chief—in a world where it appears a bunch of Milo Minderbinders—famous for selling arms to both sides in the war—on acid pull the strings of puppets like Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. and blow up Russia's Nord Stream gas pipeline to punish Russia and deprive her of European customers, only to see that very same Russia using India et al. to export and resell it to those very same EU countries.
A few EU countries continue to import gas from Russia through pipelines via Ukraine. According to the data provider Kpler, Russia is now the EU's second-biggest LNG supplier. LNG imports from Russia accounted for 16% of the EU's total LNG supply in 2023, a 40% increase compared with the amount Russia sold to the EU in 2021. Can’t we see through the grotesque, bloody charade? Like Milo, Kaja’s loving husband, makes money of Russia she wants to destroy.
"In the summer of 2023, the first scandal involving her erupted. Estonian media revealed that the logistics company 25% owned by her husband, Arvo Hallik, who was also its CFO, had links with a company that was still active in Russia," wrote Le Monde, stressing not her close-knit family’s Catch-22 talents, rather how her mother was deported by the Soviets. That's an important bit of Kallas's lure and lore; millions of Russians died in the Soviet Union as victims of Stalin's Gulags so, now, when they're free of socialism and its horrors, who's better than a socialist Borrell and even more so, an ultra-liberal like Kallas to punish the Russians for not being Soviets anymore.
Or such stuff of nightmares sold as policies.
As long as the money flows freely and is laundered by the blood of Ukrainian and Russian men, this Estonian freedom-fighter will be a great addition to the US-ruled, NATO-ruled Europe and its unelected bureaucrats.
Putin's Arch-Enemy from the Gulag
Kaja Kallas came from a humble beginning, filled with suffering, German Bild informs its audiences. "Kallas stands for a hard-hitting line against Kremlin despot Vladimir Putin and is one of Ukraine's biggest supporters. It comes with the idea of signing up a European defense fund to strengthen the European defense industry," they rhapsodized about that staunch woman, "Putin's arch-enemy [who] gets top job in Brussels," and continues with Kaja Kallas' "mistrust of the Kremlin is also founded in her own family history: her mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother were deported to Siberia by the Soviets in a cattle car years later." See, that famous “cattle car'“ we’ll be encountering many, many times as she fights for our freedoms, enriching her real bosses.
One, reading the Bild, might assume that her family history tragically ended up in that cattle car or in the Gulags, and that she miraculously resurrected, springing forth into this world from the tears of Linda, the mother of Kalevipoeg, that created Lake Ülemiste, not so far from Tallinn, Estonia, no one has ever heard of before. Perhaps she emerged fully formed, wrapped in a Estonian flag, clutching a NATO membership application in one hand and a strongly-worded letter to the Despot in the other.
But let us not speculate, nor should we make fun of the real suffering the people sent to Gulags in cattle cars went through.
She did not emerge from Lake Ülemiste, and the Russian hatred came at a later date. Nothing describes Kaja's challenging life like the Four Yorkshire-men.
Once the Soviets came to her more immediate family, those traumatic days, if Kaja Kallas were a Yorkshire-woman, her story would be best described as:
"Food? Luxury! My father was a mere signals officer in the Soviet Army (1969–1972). We communicated using smoke signals and interpretive dance!"
"If I think about it, my old man was the Joint Secretary of the Central Authority of the Savings Banks of the Estonian SSR (1979–1986). We couldn't afford smoke, so we just waved empty piggy banks at each other!"
"Empty piggy banks? Paradise!" her father Siim interrupted, "I had to make do as a deputy chief editor of a Communist Party newspaper (1986–1989). We wrote headlines with potatoes and printed on leaves!"
In language Bild would use if it were going to provide a full story of the Kallas political dynasty, it would not neglect to add that her father was also:
1989–1991: Member of the Supreme Council of the Soviet Union
1991–1995: President of the Bank of Estonia
1995–1996: Minister of Foreign Affairs
1996: Chairman of the Committee of Ministers of the Council of Europe
2002–2003: Prime minister of Estonia, paving the way for his daughter Kaja, herself the Prime minister of Estonia.
The Soviets were not all that bad for her family. One could argue that this would provide a more realistic insight into Kaja Kallas' background by giving all the facts. I myself could not care less if her father was a member of the Supreme Council of the Soviet Union or the most cruel, prisoner-beating warden in the Gulags—it's not her responsibility, and she should not be praised or condemned for her family's history.
But if someone's family history is important—not even sure this should be the case—then our media should have given us a full picture, and not only the poor Kaja’s mother in the cattle car.
Splitting up Russia per Kaja Kallas
The giants of the finest American journalism, such as Politico EU, offer: "Kaja Kallas: I don't eat Russians for breakfast... rather muesli, yogurt and blueberries," their byline screaming "Estonian PM dispels rumors that she starts the day with a hearty bowl of Russians." Everyone thinks they're damn Onion, being oh, so funny, amusing only themselves and no one else with such high-school newspaper level humor.
As she starts the day with a hearty bowl of Russians—sorry, muesli—she enjoys planning a wider war as a willing dummy for her NATO ventriloquists. "The more the merrier!" she must have quipped once the cameras are turned off, already eyeing the dessert menu for a side of Ukrainian borscht. As she won't be among those marching on Moscow, nor will her life be in danger, she's a fantastic lapdog for NATO; smart, pleasant-looking, and articulate. She will not make Thomas Friedman, NYT columnist and Biden's friend, 'weep' after the president's debate performance if he'd watch how skillfully Kaja articulates the need for a real war.
She inspires other to die for NATO and the psychopaths controlling it.
'I Wouldn't Rule out Anything'
Kaja Kallas on NATO fighting Russia in Ukraine.
Note how the brave, insightful journalist challenged her statement how NATO is a democratic organization, by saying nothing. And he suggested that Estonian troops would train Ukrainians. Have a chihuahua train a pit bull. O tempora, o mores!, sycophant idiots are in charge of checking the psychopaths in power.
He let her go over Minsk Agreement—the NATO, the Ukraine, the USA used to deceive Russia—as the reason why Russia is not to be trusted, bold faced telling an unchallenged lie.
“In December 2022, Angela Merkel, in an interview with Die Zeit, said that the Minsk agreements “bought time” for Ukraine to strengthen its army: “it was obvious to us that the conflict would only be frozen without the problem being solved,” though thanks to the agreements Ukraine won “precious time.” Later, the former chancellor was echoed by former French President François Hollande, who noted the strength of the Ukrainian army and attributed that to the Minsk agreements. In addition, former UK PM Boris Johnson and former Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko interpreted the Minsk agreements similarly.” (one of gazillion sources discussing how the Minsk was used to enable Ukraine for the war.)
I myself would fall for her charming war-mongering garbage, as she makes a case for ‘more investing in defense industry,’ but my vocabulary—unlike Kaja's—still contains NATO-banned words such as "peace," "compassion" for those suffering, and "life"—those ghouls want to extinguish. I am sadly black-pilled. Alas, the mass-media presstitutes are mercilessly selling their evil narrative to the public that gobbles its up. And now they have Kaja Kallas, unopposed by friendly mass media propagandists that the other Joseph, Joseph Goebbels, would have wished to have, to sell whatever they need to sell us.
War Is a Force that Gives Us Meaning, as Chris Hedges wrote, indeed, as long as the other people spill their blood and lose their lives for our “meaning.”
Blondes Have More Fun, Part 2: Ursula von der Leyen
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Good piece of work Trygve!
It is so sad that West (UK/US) squandered the chance of a peaceful world when the archenemy, USSR, fell in 1991. Instead they did everything to ravish Russia federation and extort all the resources from that land. The infernal evil of US was laid bare but no one cared. Germany, you know the dog that licks the boots of uncle Sam, made some efforts through Schröder. Putin tried in vain to approach EU and US. He could not understand the animositymthan we all now can see in broad daylight. The madame Kallas is a Hoolywood archetype of a liberal, democratic leader although her mouth spews out lies and pure russophobia. Sad.